At the risk of doing a very bitchy thing and exposing They Who Shall Not Be Named (maybe they should be exposed because they most certainly deserve social ridicule), I cannot emphasize time and time again how I ABSOLUTELY DETEST ANY FORM OF DESPERATION.

Be it trying so bloody hard to plug your own space under the pretense of concern for the other’s well-being (to that I say a very GET A REAL LIFE deperado!) or putting yourself on a exasperatingly raised pedestal when you are at most a pathetic 2/10, please just leave me out of your sad, sad, sorry affairs. Dont make yourself as important as you wish you would be.