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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DID YOU SEE DID YOU SEE?! Did you spy with your little eye a familiar face?

Im Nuffnang’s Featured Blogger for the Month! HAHAHAHA. Yay!
This is almost a month late. But nevertheless, in time to mark the closing of my tenure as Nuffnang’s Blogger of the Month for June!

*wipes away lone tear from cheek*

If you havent already read my write-up, read it HERE.

What’s so great about blogging you ask? Or what have I gained from exposing my life online?

PLENTY!

The best part about blogging for me, is being able to explore so many facets of other people’s lives merely by looking at their blogs. I would say you get a deeper understanding of the person through the way they write, the way they organise their thoughts and taking a minute peek into how they lead their lives (literally!), walking in their shoes via the pictures they post! Of course this is done through exchanging links, accidentally stumbling upon some interesting site or just being incredibly kaypoh and randomly clicking on every link you see. Above all, when it comes to the blogosphere you are allowed to meet new people online! It’s so simple. Just say hello! Most people are friendly. Blogs are the new social networking tools yo!

Of course, there are the precautions you must take to ensure your safety and privacy as a blogger. Responsible blogging for one. Not giving out every single detail about yourself and your next move, the second. There are limits we can jolly well play on, but just make sure you dont cross and snap the thin blue line.

I’ve most definitely grown as a blogger. As the sands of time wore on, I’ve learnt new tips and tricks as to how to appeal to a larger audience via the way I write or take pictures. It’s like public speaking. You can only get better if you practise. I’ve picked up new skills and constantly improved myself, not just for the sake of blogging but also to add on to the arsenal of things that I can already do. Haha. I might even add that when I was doing my final exams, I thought about how I was going to frame and construct my essay much like how I was going to write a blog post. Hahaha.

It’s about growing holistically really. Writing as a tool will come in very handy, not just for blogging, but if ever in the future you need to write reports, or perhaps decide you want to be a feature writer, events writer or book author. The skill of creative thinking and getting points across succinctly is a valuable and essential one that cannot be dismissed. You can even write to your prospective lover and impress them with your use of flowery language! Haha. This saves you some green because there is no need for spending on real flowers that eventually wilt several weeks later. And I say, above all, getting in touch with your emotions and articulating them helps you come across as sincere and honest. It’s about sharpening the tool and honing the art of communication.

But enough talk, I will now leave you with a glorious self-portrait, of which you so frequently love to admire, as a way of saying thank-you for all your lovely support!

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YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! After all that waiting and excited moaning anticipating, wondering what the HECK is Sweets.sg, YOU FINALLY HAVE THE ANSWER NOW!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

So hop on down to THE FIRST EPISODE!
*insert fanfare trumpets*

Everyone’s been talking about it already! And the reviews are not bad!

Good job guys!

Cant wait for the second episode 2 Thursdays later!

Woo0o0o0o0o0o0ot!

Okay more updates later. I cant stay in front of the computer for too long nowadays cause I just went for a life-changing surgery.

But do check back for a BEHIND-THE-SCENES of Blogger’s Sweets!

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For all the times that I’ve been adhering to deadlines and meeting them promptly or even finishing whatever assignment earlier than stipulated, I can be a total airhead when it comes to important matters needing my attention.

Commencement for one.

Smart ol’ me missed the deadline of having to register for the all important ceremony by a mere 3 days. When I looked at the email again, I went OMG OMG WTF WTF!

[insert headdesk]

[/headdesk]

I panicked. Like anyone would. And continued going OMG OMG! HOW HOW! Should I risk not going for the ceremony and disappoint my parents AND grandparents whom already asked when my graduation ceremony was? They wouldnt be able to see me on stage (yet again), this time however in the all important blue gown and mortar board whose material origins I always suspect. A marked difference from the usual getup I’m usually in when on stage – heavy makeup, thick eyelashes, wild hair and various costumes ranging from the skimpy and trashy to the glamourous and sometimes ghetto.

I was stoked when I got my final semester’s results. HOORAY! I MADE IT! No bad grades! I didnt have to worry about staying another semester or registering for special semester. But forget to register I did. Forget to register for Commencement that is. Pffffft. I guess, to me, at the point in time, it was just a tangible ceremony to mark whatever milestone I had passed. In my mind, I had already started my job search and gotten back the results I wanted, thereby marking my own passing into the working world.

However, after some gentle persuasion on my friend’s part, I emailed the Registrar and thankfully got an email reply saying that she would manually register on my behalf. Though I might NOT be able to sit with my batch mates, it was still definitely better than not being able to attend at all. We’d still be able to take a group photo after the traditional ceremony. I would thus be able to share the last few moments of my undergraduate life with new found friends who made the entire Honours year memorable.

Tomorrow I venture into campus grounds once more to order the familiar blue gown donned by several select thousand. Again missing the deadline for online ordering of the gown I have to go down personally and do a first come first serve selection of the sizes. I think the problem will be more of WHETHER THEY HAVE A GOWN LONG ENOUGH FOR ME, rather than having to make sure that everyone else doesnt get their stinking hands on that ONE LAST gown. Great Student Sale in the Multi Purpose Hall.

Even now thinking about it, THIS WILL REALLY BE THE LAST TIME, I CAN CALL MYSELF A STUDENT. And Im somewhat getting emotional about it. After putting on the commencement gown and receiving my scroll, no more, slacking off till the last minute. No more saying, “I dont feel like going to school today” or deciding to cut class halfway because you thought the lecturer was talking crap. After which you venture to town just to blow the rest of the afternoon away and go home and spend the rest of the night online talking to your friends over MSN. Campus days were filled with lotsa freedom and you didnt really have anyone to answer to except yourself. YOU decided how good a grade you wanted to get, YOU decided whether you wanted to go to class. Sure there were expectations but you couldnt care less. And it really didnt matter whether or not you were actually talking as much in the lectures as you should be in the tutorial sessions.

But now, things are different.

However, I wont be joining the ranks of office bound people everyday for the rest of my working career. I wont be getting off the train for the next one month at Tanjong Pagar, nor Raffles Place nor City Hall. Though standard office wear will be the same, I will have more leeway in what I wear. The key thing is that it has to facilitate movement. The environment is great and they are focused on open, honest communication. No hush-hush red-taped types. No having to wait for 3 months or longer before something gets approved. No being stuck in a position you hate because you dont have the proper qualifications. In the first place, if you didnt have the right attitude nor the right skills for the job, you wouldnt have gotten a call-back.

We had 2 days of interview. The first day was a one-on-one, the second day however, was a 4 hour long, 3 round practical interview or rather, behavioural observation where YOU were the subject. We had to demonstrate our creative skills, play skill and even physical strength in front of the other candidates and two supervisors. You had to have thick-skin and not be afraid of making a fool of yourself. For that few hours anyway. By the end of the day, the bunch of us were fatigued, hungry and pretty much well-worn out. And we still had to wait till the following Monday for the results. THAT was excruciating especially since I thought I did okay.

It’s not a job for everyone. And it’s a position that will take great patience. Everyone tells me that it’s a noble job and that I must have a big heart for wanting to undertake such a challenge. But I guess it’s just something that I really want to do. For the 2 rejections that I got, one for a position that was roughly similar to this, ie. Special Needs Officer, THIS one job is the one I REALLY want. Honestly, who can have the title Behaviour Therapist to their name? PLUS, the pay packet is really not that bad comparatively.

But I’ve deviated too much from the main point. And Im horribly late.

Hello Commencement. Goodbye NUS. I will miss you.

And for those who scorn 4th year, you’re totally missing out.

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After 4 days of exhibition, 32 hours of non-stop standing, 1920 minutes of repeatedly going through the same thing, not only do I feel like a tape-recorder which has a malfunctioning “Stop” button, I have also half lost my voice, gained a couple whole new set of muscles screaming for mercy and aching knees.

That’s CommunicAsia for you. But only because I was stationed at the hottest booth showcasing the latest phone on the market dubbed to be iPhone rival – the Samsung Omnia. Weeeeet!


Read the review at Phonemag.com

Having to fend off loads of questions pertaining not only to how it was superior to that of its Apple competitor, and demonstrate how it smart it was, I was pretty impressed by the phone myself. At the same time, I was impressed by myself at how I was able to use the art of sleight of hand. Muahahahaha!

The 25 of us were clad in blue polo tees and white 3/4 pants with white sneakers. We also had to have curry-pok-ed hair. HAHAHA. Which were part of our various attemps to look neat and tidy. Though we werent the most glamourous girls of the CommunicAsia lot, standing in flats spared our feet of the torture suffered by girls in 4 inch heels. LA LA LA. I am super PRO welfare. And we were also very kindly treated by our big momma Annie cause we had packet lunch (cai peng! I like) and we didnt have to pay a single cent! Lol! They even ordered hot dogs for us on the first day as snacks! YUUUUUUUUMMM! Even got orange juice to take!


Sexy Zilei, Isabelle and me with momma Annie.

Saw a couple of familiar faces like Shn, Amber, Destiny and even Isabelle whom I also worked with last year at ComAsia 2007. Met new hotties like Cordelia from FHM Girl Next Door, sweeeeet Anna whom I absolutely love to look at and talk to, smart and funny Jamie and my fav girl Zilei!


Amber with Annie.


I am pimpin’ Jamie and Corde!


For once, Corde and Jamie are taller than me! Amazing!


Corde and I are wearing the same kind of skirts!


Sweet Anna, pretty Vivienne and half Korean girl whose name I forgot.


Girls preening in the toilet.

The 4 days allowed me to test out my the new formulas of mineral foundation I recently got from Everyday Minerals. And I think I quite like Golden Medium from Olive and Medium Beige Neutral and Light the best. Taking pictures also allowed me to check out which foundation works best. Tee hee. Mineral foundation always makes your skin look flawless! YAYYYY! I like! Last day we took pictures of course! And I also wore my brand new tee shirt from Wetseal on the last day of work! HEART THE DESIGN!!


With the Korean dudes.


My fav girls who made 4 days awesome! Bimbos alert!


I love it!

Didnt get to take many pictures of the booth itself cause we were so busy talking to the whole world. I had to rush after the last day of ComAsia to Bedok Reservoir for the beginning of the NAC’s closing show! No rest! I worked 7 days non-stop! Super shack. Though tiring, ComAsia was definitely fun cause of the laughter we girls shared after the show! Talked a lot of gossipy girl stuff with the rest of the girls while Zilei, Isabelle and I cam-whored doing rubbishy stuff and it was super funny! Looking forward to meeting you girls again! Muahhhhh!

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I dont know why we have to call it an “Advertorial” or disclaim it in the beginning see, since, yknow, we’ve actually tried the service and I think it’s WORTH writing about the experience. Good things should be shared you know. Maybe we should call it an “Experitorial” or something along those lines.

Make sure you read through the entire post for the answers on YOUR CHANCE to win FREE nail/hair/eyelash extensions!

Advertorial

When I first received the invitation from Milly herself, I’d be lying if I said I wasnt thrilled. Advertorial!!!!!11!!1!1! Yet at the same time, I knew I had to be prudent. Who knew what or who would be at the other end of the bargain!

But I called anyway, and was pleasantly greeted by a cheerful voice which I would soon come to associate with Milly herself. (So cute right her name) I identified myself before proceeding to make arrangements over the phone for me to go down to her newly opened shop in Far East Plaza.

I went down alone on Thursday. And again, I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. Should I have prepared a proposal of sorts? Or you know, maybe brought someone along whom I could rely on to get me out of trouble if things got sticky. What if they cornered me and mangled me to bits?!!

I walk along the corridors of Far East Plaza looking for #02-83 (which wasnt hard to find actually) and find myself at the shop front.


It is PINK! And very easily identifiable.

I step into the shop and see MORE PINK STUFF. Bwahahaha.

A pink string curtain and several pink fluffy items like a pink heart mirror and pink books are littered all over the place! Who doesnt like hearts. I like hearts! *draws squiggly pink hearts all over*

Im not a very pink person but still, the colour never fails to appeal to my girly side and win me over.

Okay. Actually I didnt really see those items when I first stepped into the shop. In actual fact, when I first entered the shop, three heads looked up and peered at me curiously. At that instant, I felt my non existent balls shrink.

“Milly? Im Valerie.” I ask cautiously, hoping at the same time Im at the right place.

“Valerie? OH HELLOOO!” comes the reply.

Milly immediately ushers me inside to a small white corner table and says, “What design would you like? You can just choose whichever.”

She hands me the two fluffy books with white hearts I spy sitting on a low white bench against the wall.

“If you want, you can also choose the nail art. The lace designs hanging on the wall also can!”

WAH. Anything also can? I want everything then! MUHAHAHA. Typical Singaporean leh.

I flip through the books and find myself poring over each nail design, thinking which I would eventually decide on. (If only choosing a husband were this easy.) There were so many to choose from! And they were all so PRETTY.
*sings Im so pretty, oh so pretty*

See now why I wanted everything?

Each nail was carefully decorated with glitter, lace stickers, bling, flower motifs, hearts and leeeetle tiny beads! WAH. Furthermore, they came in all sorts of colours! Pink, purple, black, white, red! Ahhhh.. HOW HOW? I didnt know which one to pick. HELP, I thought, I might be here the whole day just DECIDING which nail design to put on my nails.

However, after some reassurance and help from Milly, I finally decided.

I was informed that the designed I picked would be put onto a set of fake nails which would then be mounted onto my real nails. These were not acrylic nails and were comparatively better than having acrylic nails. It’s a little like buying the nails that come in a set, just that these nails fit you better and of course are fully customisable! You can choose whatever base colour you want, and if you like two designs, you might even request for a combination of them both! Nails you can truly call YOUR OWN.

Soon the process of getting my nails done starts!

SO EXCITING!

Here are the things you need to bling your nails up!


Plastic nails. Mounters.

THIS NEXT ONE IS VERY IMPORTANT TO HAVE!


Or nail expert if you like.

He (YES! It’s a HE! How often do you get a male nail artist?) will now orchestrate the “Music of my Nails”, arranged and composed with due care.

The secret I’ve realised, is to buff/file the nails such that it fits right onto your nail bed! It’s just like wearing fitting clothings you see. You dont walk around very often with clothes that are too small or that are 10 sizes too big and thus hang off your frame now do you? But I guess the tricky part is having to know WHEN to stop buffing, and that’s why I’d rather trust an expert to get the nails all nicely shaped.
=)

Anyway, during this time I got to disturb Rahman as he was doing the nails chit-chat with Rahman aka Nail Maestro and found out that he’s one talented guy!

Q: Is nails your specialty?
A: Actually, hair is my specialty. I used to be a makeup artist and I’d do both hair and makeup. Of course, nails was just part of the package.

Q: WOW! Makeup artist! So you can do all three then!
A: Nahhh. I do hair and nails. Milly’s the one who does all three – hair, nails and eyelash extensions.

How talented! I decide to take this opportunity to wrangle out some professional makeup artist tips from the expert himself. Hee hee.

Q: So what is the one thing, according to you, that you should never leave your house without?
A: Concealer. Especially under the eyes and around the corners of the mouth.

Q: What would you say is the one important thing that we so often get wrong?
A: I would have to say blusher. I realise that most girls actually apply their blusher wrongly. You should apply your blusher in a downwards 45 degree angle under your cheekbones. You really dont want to end up with two red patches of blush on your cheeks.

EH. Cool or what Milly’s. I can get my nails done AND get beauty/makeup advice.

Anyway, during this time, Milly tells me that she’ll do my eyelash extensions for me! I was apprehensive at first cause I’ve heard horror stories about how eyelashes fall off when you get extensions done, but when Milly tells me the technique she uses for her lashes, I’m relived! I did an eyelash extension once previously and that was horrid. I’m never going back there again. I went for a shoot and had the makeup artist tell me off. She said if you want to get extensions done, you SHOULD NEVER get those that CAP THE EXTENSIONS OVER YOUR REAL LASHES. Imagine a thimble being placed over a thumb. Those are bad for your lashes because they weigh your real lashes down and if you accidentally dislodge the extension, you run a higher risk of pulling your real lashes off! Ack! I dont want to have bald eyes!

What Milly does however, is use them individual lash bunches, and stick THEM DIRECTLY TO YOUR EYELID. This was the method that got the nod of approval from the makeup artist responsible for award winning makeup in a local film.

It’s very much like using falsies, because you stick the falsies to your eyelid too. It’s just that in this case, the glue she uses is a stronger glue. Korean glue to be precise. And well, it’s really just like having a semi-permanent falsie glued to your lids. There’s no discomfort in keeping the lashes there, although your eyelid does sting and feel a little itchy during the application stage. But once the glue dries, be prepared for big, bold lashes!

Milly leads me behind the pink string curtain where 2 comfy recliner chairs are positioned with Kittys.

And I take the time to cam-whore with the Kittys before Milly gets down to work.


Before eyelash extensions.

The entire process takes about 45 minutes to an hour and because you’re so comfortable in the recliner chair, you hardly realise that time has passed! Soon you open your eyes and “wake up” to……


HELLO LASHES!

When I say that Milly’s is a one stop shoppe for all your beauty needs, I really mean it. Because once Im done with the eyelash extensions, it’s time for me to get my nails pasted on! Rahman finished BOTH finger nail extensions AND nail extensions within that one hour! MY GOODNESS. Expert or what?! Who paints TWO sets of nails within an hour? WITH BLING SOMEMORE!

But because they applied a layer of GEL top coat, which you should get if you want your jewels to stay on your nails longer, I had to wait around for a bit for it to dry. In the meantime however, I decided to camwhore in front of the mirrors and test out my photography skills. There were so many pretty knick-knacks on the counters of Milly’s! And she even has a little corner filled with bling jewelry going at reasonable prices! All imported from Korea/Hong Kong.


I particularly like this one. Looks like DIOR!


Super like this picture.

Cam-whore with your new lashes.

Cam-whore in front of the fan so that your hair flies like a superstar.

And then get your nails pasted on.

Toes done at the same time.

Then take picture with the person responsible for your nails!

Remember I mentioned that Milly’s does hair extensions too? Guess how much they are going for?

ONE DOLLAR PER STRAND!

Where got anything in the middle of Orchard, especially Far East Plaza that would cost you ONE DOLLAR? Even Old Chang Kee doesnt cost one dollar anymore.

The hair extensions come in a variety of colours and comes both in straight and wavy. They are all made from real human hair and can be coloured/dyed/permed/rebonded just like your own hair!


A girl getting her hair extensions done.

After a short few hours, Im almost completely made over. My finger and toe nails are blinged up, my eyelash are full, thick and maxed out. And I walk out feeling like a million bucks.

But not before I camwhore (AGAIN!) with the pink string curtain ala Britney Spears on her Oops! I Did It Again album cover.

Before this post ends, come on, did you think I would really forget to include the most important person in this post? I’ve mentioned her name countless times in this entry but you’ve yet to put a face to a name. Naturally, I would only save the best for last.

Other than Rahman who did my nails, there’s Jasria who also does hair and nails.
Psssst! She did mum’s classic mani and pedi! Yes I brought mum back the next day to treat her to something nice! Other than your nail art, they have your usual mani and pedis to tidy up your nails and clear your cuticles.

And of course.


Milly herself!

Milly decided to set up her own shop specialising in these extensions because she herself was a heavy consumer prior to this. Every 4 months, she would get her hair extensions done. While on a regular 1 or 2 month basis, she would get her nails and eyelash extensions done. On many occasions she would make her way down to various beauty salons and palors to get her regular fix of little enhancements. Until one day she decided that it would be so convenient to integrate all three into one! One could pop in, get your nails measured, probably go for a lunch date and shop around before coming back to collect your nails. Viola! Glamourous nails in an instant! Or if you prefer, you could have gone ahead and done the eyelash extensions while waiting for your nails to be customised! It’s speedy, time-efficient and very importantly, clean.

Sounds all too good to be true? Well, now YOU have a chance to experience this for yourself! Milly has kindly agreed to sponsor 3 prizes for a contest!

Now that you have read the entire post (if you havent, better go back and read now!), it’s very simple to win! All you have to do is, send in your answers to the 3 questions below and be the first 3 people to get ALL three correct. Since there are three prizes, I will need each answer to come with a preference ranking of the different beauty treatments. Each winner will be entitled to ONLY ONE extension treatment.

And they will need to blog about their experience thereafter.

Please send in your answer in THIS format. All answers not in this format will be disqualified.

Answer format
Answer:
1.
2.
3.

Prize Preference:
Choice 1: Hair/nails/eyelash
Choice 2: Hair/nails/eyelash
Choice 3: Hair/nails/eyelash

Blog URL:

AND THE QUESTIONS ARE

Q1. Milly’s is located at Far East Plaza.
True/False

Q2. How much are the hair extensions at Milly’s?

Q3. The theme of Milly’s shop is
a. girly princessy
b. rock princess
c. ice queen

Send in your answers to daydweam [at] gmail [dot] com.

So what are you waiting for?! All answers to be in by 21st June 2359 hr.
Winners will be notified by email.

Have fun! And soon you will be pampered like this.

Milly’s is located at:

Far East Plaza
14 scotts road #03-129
Singapore 228213
Tel: 67376723

Bugis
Bugis Village Extension,
Level 2 @ Bom Bom street.
Tel: 63384137

Bugis
Bugis Street, Little Red Dot
Tel: 63384137

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Sometimes you get really annoying questions that you want to avoid. Someone pops out of no where and goes IN A SUPER BRIGHT AND CHEERY VOICE,
“HEYYYY! HELLO! HOW ARE YOU!!?”

*insert sunshine and fluffy clouds, green grass and bouncing bunnies in the meadow*

OMG. I super hate that especially when Im busy or in a mood to be left alone.
I dont like it when my flow is interrupted, particularly when it is interrupted by someone you DONT really want to be asking that question.

I mean how obvious can it be when all you often get is one-worded responses.

ONE WORDED RESPONSES = “I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU. GO AWAY.”

Of course, there are times when people are really busy and all they can afford is one worded response.

However, what I usually do when an unwelcome person asks even such an innocuous question, is to IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE. But for those of who cant do without replying and having a conversation with the irritant for fear of coming across as a snob, here are some answers that MAY help you put your point across. And if any one of you reading this should have encountered answers like that, PLEASE WAKE UP YOUR IDEA and DONT BE DELUSIONAL.

Question: Heyyy how are you?/How are you doing?

You can start with something mild.

1. “Not so good now that Ive seen you.”

Or maybe you prefer something stronger.

2. “WTF. I WAS HAVING FUN UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG!!”

Then there’s the “scare” tactics.

3. “WHY. WHY YOU WANT TO KNOW HUHHHHH?”
(The person may or may not reply. If they are an insistent bugger, expect a reply as follows.)
“Nothing la. Just concerned only ma.”
“Why? Why do you need to be concerned? Are you my father? My mother? I dunno how to take care of myself is it? You scared I will forget to breathe or drown myself while in the shower, is it? You look down on me??!!!”

4. “Fucked up.” (This answer will naturally evoke a response from the other party)
“Huh? Why?”
“YOU LAHHH!”
Again, the person will reply, “Huh? Me? What has it got to do with me?”
“You mean you dont know? ASK YOURSELF WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!”

Or acting stupid.

5. “I dont know.”
“What you mean? You dont know how you are doing?”
“I dont know.”
“Huh?”
“I dont know.”

6. “Huh? Who are you?”
“I’m XXX.”
“Huh? Who’s XXX? I dont know anyone named XXX. Are you sure you have the right number?”

Going all emo-manic-depressive.

7. “Oh woe is me.”
“What’s wrong?”
“The heavens weep as from my eyes tears seep.”
“Ummm.. Okay?”
“Darkness veils the star spangled sky much like the darkness yearning within.”
“Ahhhhh. I dont understand.”
“As the cold steel draws crimson red, my eyes bid you adieu and soon, all is silent and dead.”
“WTF????!!!!?!?!”

8. “Hello how are you? Hope you are fine.”
“I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing I am nothing.”
“HUHHHHHHHHHH?!”

Or, you could irritate the person just like how he/she is irritating you.

9. “Hey how you doing?”
“How you doing?”
“Good. You?”
“Good. You?”
“Are you copying what Im saying?”
“Are you copying what Im saying?”
“Hey stop it.”
“Hey stop it.”
“Really. I mean it. Stop it.”
“Really. I mean it. Stop it.”
“Arghhhh!”
“Arghhhh!”

If you are a song aficionado….

10. “Hey. How are you??”
“Im sitting here in a boring room.”
“Bored? I entertain you lah. Hehe.”
“It’s just another rainy Sunday afternoon.”
“Raining? Your house there raining? And uhhh.. It’s Wednesday.”
“I’m wasting my time, I got nothing to do”
“Nothing to do? Go out loh!”
“I wonder how, I wonder why
Yesterday you told me ’bout the blue blue sky”
“Huhhh? What blue sky!?”

(You can let this go on. And see whether the fella finally understand that those were the lyrics from LEMON TREE! LOLLL!)

11. “Hey XX how are you?”
“Ohhh hey YY how are you? Im good. Having holidays now. Occasionally busy with work, but still have time to chill here and there. We must meet up soon!”
“Ummm.. Sorry. Im not YY. I’m CC.”
“Oh CC? Sorry thought you were YY.
Sorry I dont have time to chat with you.”

IF ALL ELSE FAILS!
Number 12 is your back up.

12. “I’M WARNING YOUUU!!!! I’M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE THE NEXT TIME YOU CALL ME OR SMS ME OR MSN MEEEEEEEE!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!1!!!!

Disclaimer: All responses were original and created by sick twisted minds. Thank you those have contributed.


In this case, ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY.

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