I are trying to mug. But this is getting too much.

Watching my snail mail slide down the chute into the abyss of thousands of random letters waiting to arrive at their new destination is a million times more exciting and appealing at this point in time, compared to the mess of words I have to stare at everyday.

Dont get me wrong. I love my readings, because they shed light on some of the most mundane everyday phenomena. Like why do some people help? Are people truly altruistic, or do they help because they want to vicariously feel a sense of joy when the victim is alleviated of his/her misery?

Or, why are some people attracted to some and not others? This is highly useful information actually. Haha. Who would have thought that something we’d always believed to be “fate” or “coincidental” can actually be scientific? Very much like the inclusive fitness theory under Evolutionary Psychology.

Did you know that if you were to have an accident/heart attack/emergency situation in a public place, you could actually DIE because despite the NUMEROUS people in your presence, NO ONE would step forward to help. You’d have a much better chance of receiving help if you were to encounter an emergency situation in a place where there are few people, probably say 5. This well-known example is called the by-stander effect. And is one the classics in Social Psychology. Simply put, there’s a diffusion of responsibility see.

Then there’s benzyl benzoate. Nature-identicals. Erogenic smells. Dihydrojasmonate. Methyl something-something. Civetone. Ambergris. Rosa Damascena. Rosa Centifolia. Distillation. Solvent extraction. Enfleurage. Masceration. Composition of your everyday cosmetic products. And no, we dont just mean make-up. Your common shampoo, toothpaste, facial wash and body bath are all considered COSMETICS. Because they have the purpose of beautifying, cleansing and/or changing external appearance. Products to be consumed are regarded as drugs. Who says Cosmetics and Perfumes is just about Lorac, M.A.C, Bobbi Brown, Benefit, Maybelline etc?

ARGHHHHHHHHH. This is frustrating.

But I guess I shouldnt be complaining. Because I wont ever get to sit in a Multi-Purpose hall with fellow classmates, scribbling furiously whilst listening as the seconds tick ominously by. I wont get the feeling that the entire hall is a potential “bloodbath” where it is a competition of the “brightest of minds”. I wont get to sit and twiddle my thumbs as the examiners count the sheets off and announce following “standard protocol” that “You may now leave the hall”. No one really listens to those announcements anyway.

I am going for a walk. Pffft.