The whole Edison scandal is way too hilarious. I mean sure it was earth-shattering when it first came out. Our pretty boy “squeaky-clean” Edison has decided to come up with his own version of Asian porn Paris Hilton. Unlike Miss Hilton however, who shot to fame after that, he has however ruined careers and destroyed marriages. Way to go!

Then I heard he tried to KILL HIMSELF! SUICIDE! I mean what else could be WORSE THAN THAT? The poor fella. The incident MUST have affected him loads. Everybody saw AWWWWW. But it was obviously done as a “distraction” to the whole sex scandal thing. I MEAN WHO IN HIS RIGHT MIND WOULD TRY TO KILL HIMSELF BY NOT EATING?! SMART Edison, very smart.

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In the words of my favourite Fio babe, “Does he know how long he will take to kill himself by not eating?”

LOL. Not eating doesnt mean not drinking water right?

And NOW, Hollywood knows all about Edison and his scandal! Edison’s part is going for $500k! Trust Perez Hilton to make Hong Kong BIG a household name in the West.

Read the comments if you have the time. There’s the whole “SIZE is everything” issue and it’s amusing me to no end.