I finally watched Transformers today with THB, who was watching it for the SECOND time. And I must say, yes it’s totally “a-watch-more-than-once” show. Well, not solely for the purpose of Megan Fox and her taut, lithe fake-tanned body but because for one, I thought the storyline was concise; it had a good introduction and the end was nicely played out. Two, the graphics were amazing. Three, the transformations were astounding and the robots were very detailed. What I didnt like however, was how the scenes changed so quickly and there were always blinding lights from the screen whenever the Transformers were destroying human architecture or destroying each other. Seriously, what was the purpose of DESTROYING everything even when it posed no threat? Even the good guys did it. Pffft. I highly think it was because they were much BIG and clumsy. Haha.
I wanted to marvel at the wonderfully worked details of the Autobots and Decepticons, but the flashing lights were too much too take. Maybe I should have brought sunglasses to the theatre. Also, I didnt exactly like how they made the robots uptake human habits, ie. they talked about the World Wide Web and Ebay which was funny but somehow, duh at the same time. But other than the above two mentioned, I have no other gripes about the show.
Megan Fox didnt look as hot as I thought she would. I cant believe I had to ask THB at one point if the girl on screen was Megan Fox. Haha! I’d heard rave reviews before I watched the show about the hot female lead and went to Google her name for pictures. These were the few that I found that put the idea in my head that the female lead would be jaw-droppingly good-looking.
picture from cineblog.it
picture from kinopoisk.ru
Those light blue eyes! The pout! The tattoo on her pelvic area!
SO HOT LA.
But when I was finally enlightened that the girl who had dirt and grime on her face was the hot babe I had been waiting for, I was sorely disappointed. Well, okay there were some scenes where she was quite hot. Like the ending, when she was trying to get Bumble Bee hooked up to the truck and tow him away, she had her hair up in a pony tail and I thought “Hey, okay. She looks pretty good in this scene.” Maybe it’s the hair, y’know. I think she looks better as a brunette rather than with black hair. So it was the last few parts that made me sit up and say, “She’s pretty cute.”
However, this was probably the highlight of the entire show, especially for the testosterone laden species.
picture from themovieblog.com
The scene where she was bent over fiddling with the engine. It got temperatures and body parts rising in unison. Haha! It was definitely a scene tailored specially for her to show off her tight abs and spray on tan body. Haha. But I really dont get the obviously fake tan body and PARTICULARLY the dirty grimy face man. Very hot meh!? Sweaty hot maybe. Eh girl, you need facial wash not? Better wash your face if not wait your pores clog up and you get outbreak! If not then use facial blotter and blot the oil off first. Hahaha!
Ok lah. I enjoyed the show very much and thought the animations rocked. I was incredibly awed by the magnificence of the Transformers that I couldnt even show signs of surprise or exhilaration. Hee. Watch again or buy DVD? Definitely.
Now I wanna watch The Simpsons, Hairspray and Ratatouille. The little grey fella reminds me of Tau Huay. So cute and fluffy!
